Epic fail

by far the grimest ikea i've ever been too

I just fell asleep for 30 minutes and woke up with drool covering about 99.9% of my face.

Yeah sorry about that

Hahahaha!... Omg, rolf'n'roll.

heh!

Also, Edmonton Ikea hotdog stand for the win. Grim ride to get there though.

I think this goes here....

w.. t.. f??

I've had that about 4 times in the last 2 weeks

I've had that about 4 times in the last 2 weeks

Peeing on an older gentleman after he tickles your tummy?

A tit and a tyre

http://www.lfgss.com/thread62150.html

Totally missed that thread, superb stuff

What a dick. Well, a pair of them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKQPGP5IiSc&feature=player_detailpage

only threads that's not landed in are food and football

urrhh I just text my quite conservative mom "I just got laid" instead of "I just got paid"...

Fair play though, she text back saying "Thats nise, are they foren?"

wow

in that case - can you lend me a tenner?

haha, sure. Just to re-iterate she's not racist just very superstitious - a palm reader told her I'd marry a foreigner and she's eager to cart me off!

really?

in that case, can you lend me a tenner and a green-card?

I wish, I'm after one myself. Guys?

i will marry for £10000, or a white mga roadster.

i have a selection of passports.

I'll marry for a good cake
undercut

dibs

i will marry for £10000, or a white mga roadster.

i have a selection of passports.

£2000 and a roller skate? I can't stop thinking about you you big red thing you.

I'll marry for free. divorce is a hundred grand though.

Get married on the beach avec bikes and it's a done deal.

and get sand in my sprocket?

this aint working out...

/starts to see other people