• As we were just leaving our Putney regroup;

    Lad with aggressive dog - 'What are you all doing?'

    Me - 'We're on a bike ride'.

    Him - 'Where?'

    Me - 'We're crossing most of the London bridges. Started at Tower Bridge at 10 o'clock'.

    Him, incredulous - 'what, 10 this morning?'

    Er, no mate. London may be big, but...

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