I fell in the canal with my bike!

Friend of mine used to live on narrow boat near Little Venice years ago.

He told me that once he saw a dead dog in the water and reported it to the Waterways people.
Some Waterways bloke comes along and fishes out the dog, then puts in a black binliner, adds a couple of rocks and chucks it back in!!

Haha, shades of a classic peep show episode.