What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

I somoked pipe on the way from Easts few weeks ago. Pipes are great as they tend to last thorough the whole journey.
By smoking a pipe during a ride, I want people to know, that I ride my bicycle nonchalantly without much care about my health or fitness.

You must share your method with me - I find that the breeze from cycling means that my tobacco gets too hot and burns,instead of charring in a mellow manner. I have been looking for one of those little handlebar pipe stands for ages!