I fell in the canal with my bike!

If I am thinking about it: Would I be given the choice between hitting the deck on solid tarmac, maybe with with glass splinters and gravel on it, and the somewhat softer canal, I know what I'd choose.

How about a game of "Would You Rather ..."

Would you rather be run over by an ice cream van going tinkle-tonkle or a one of those electric mobility floats they have in Hyde Park?