Names and faces to bikes

ERM WELL the frame was the only small one I could find, I was bullied into getting a purple back wheel by a man at a bike shop, and the front one someone gave me for free. So. Yeah. No personal colour choice input whatsoever. No sexual frustration here. No sir.

Although I was entirely joking about the singer/songwriter thing I just looked up the tab for Adventure Time and it's literally 3 chords. It's on.

Genuinely looking forward to this, don't forget sound effects though... Do you think a forum online band would be out of the question?