North Drinks. Every Week, Wednesday 6pm - The Maynard N8

on the otherhand

this is way better

Well know for their turtle population...

It's £12.50 - I'm buying it!

should be up nice and early tonight. I can pretend i've got a proper job and i've come straight from the office.

Will be up the hill straight from the office but not that early.
Having to work is rubbish but looking forward to the first pint. Having not done many hills recently i think i'll need it.

Spreadsheet has crashed - have smashed computer - need to rebuild it then do spreadsheet then cycle up hill.

rats.

Work can go suck a fat one! No beer for me tonight.

Work is dead to me. Need beer so sacking it off and heading to the hill now.

I need a beer but its still the morning.

My god could I do with a pint of disco. They only drink piss water here.

Can someone pm/text me if/when my flea rear turns up. God knows where it got to.
Good to be back at norths, can't believe they ran out of disco!!

Sorry I didn't make it to Norths before closing. Was at SE's though.
Also

Hush hush about where that is, now...

Dare I say it, but Spring?

Lovely turn out tonight incl. 'dropout' appearance.

Nice to be outside as well as receive postcards from Melbourne...ohhh.

Can someone pm/text me if/when my flea rear turns up. God knows where it got to.
Good to be back at norths, can't believe they ran out of disco!!

I found the little fucker! It had velcroed itself onto the inside of my jacket, which I'd only put down for ten minutes so must've been wearing all the time you were looking for it.

In other news, I had to phone an ambulance on the way home last night after some very drunk old woman fell off the kerb near the Dartmouth Arms and faceplanted into the gutter, causing blood to come out of her face. I desperately looked round for someone to help, in the way that concerned citizens do, but soon realised it was gonna have to be me. The paramedic who turned up had apparently scraped her off the road only a few weeks previously. Kids these days eh.

It wasn't lost on me that it's about a year since I was on the receiving end of medical attention meself. Felt a bit weird on this occasion to be completely sober.

Russel- I went by your photo tag location three times yesterday. Third time as I freewheeled (well almost) from the Flask all the way to Putney Bridge.

I had hoped I'd see Scarysneeze last night to say goodbye. If I'd had the gumption to check this thread in advance I'd have known that I have to give her a big internet wave-off instead. Sayonara Sarah!

Still I got to hear about Owen's Charlotte Church encounter and Tim Tiles' too. Pizzaz and postcards also good.

I had hoped I'd see Scarysneeze last night to say goodbye. If I'd had the gumption to check this thread in advance I'd have known that I have to give her a big internet wave-off instead. Sayonara Sarah!

John - it's not too late! Next week will be my last norths, so you'll have to come back up the hill I'm afraid :)

I haven't been in attendance much recently due to living in places so far out they don't even feel like London anymore.

medical attention FTW!
i could not attend last night due to having better things to be doing. but the sun is a shining and its (apparently) the hottest day of the year and (apparently) going to hit 19 [insert degrees symbol] C today, so i am sacking off work and going to ride my bike.

Dear Frank,

On behalf of everybody stuck in an office today.

Fuck off.

Dear everybody stuck in an office today,
in approximately 47 minutes i will fuck off to the landseer for a swift, then ill fuck off to primrose i think, with a stroke of luck i shall pick up OneLung on the way.
Yours,
Franklin

I'm not worried, he'll only get sunburnt.

And tired, and he'll probably get drunk and fall off his bike too.

Actually, sounds like a great day out.

So, to reiterate, FUCK OFF.

here here !

Leo - is it safe for one lung to ride at a constant 24mph??

Just sorted a convoluted series of collections and deliveries that need doing for work. So I now get to fuck off and ride my bike round central London in the sunshine. Result.

MoN: FUCK OFF

I'm not worried. He'll only get sunburnt.