Spotted...

At the lights today an impatient nodder squeezes past to save themselves 12 inches of travel, bumping in to me.

"You utter fucking nob jockey" was my comment as I went past. It was only then that I realised it was Boris Johnson.

We promptly stopped at the next set of lights. He just shamefacedly looked at the ground, he could not look at me.

At risk of sounding like the grumpiest bastard around I've seen some horrendous cycling in the last few days. Maybe the fair weather lot are coming out now?

Todays gem was a bloke who undertook a bus on LB after it was indicating to pull into the stop. No idea how rider didn't notice indicators and even after bus started pulling in, he continued to undertake instead of drop back as if he was trying to hold his ground. He then rode around the bus and started punching the driver side window remonstrating with him. Madness.

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