Spotted...

At the lights today I bumped into a passive aggressive lycra'd up roadie while trying to squeeze past. I probably shouldn't have but it was early and I wasn't really paying attention.

"You utter fucking nob jockey" was his comment as he went past. He looked at me with an air of utter supremacy, he was clearly a human of high regard - I was humbled.

We promptly stopped at the next set of lights. I didn't look at him, and he didn't apologize, even though he is clearly a rude and arrogant individual.

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