For Sale: Hipster CrocLock

Introducing the new latest trend in lock and croc technologies. You actually train the croc, then when you arrive at your destination you take your croc and tie up your bike, with the croc.

CrocLock™ the first lock that is both a croc, and a lock

£29.99 +pp

pm me for orders, special LFGSS discount

www.croclock.com

oh what a handsome beast

what's its security rating?

shit.

you can open it with your bare hands...

True. Paul Hogan tested it and managed to get it unDundee first time he tried.

Yeah crocs are rubbish brown bears make a much better lock.

True. Paul Hogan tested it and managed to get it unDundee first time he tried.

^Rep(til)ed

http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/animals/Bicycle_Dog_Leads_Conga_Line/#339246

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgS8n-AqDmo

http://blog.ruderetro.com/2010/05/26/creatures-on-bicycles/

That's not a knife.

Does anyone have any pictures of Paul Hogan with his top off?

I'm looking for an image of him in a small pair of shorts, with some sweat dripping down his rippled, muscular torso. Preferably wrestling a crocodile or some other lucky beast! lol

Dibs for a friend etc.

draws scabbard

...this is a knife...

Does it come in Gorgeous Baby Blue?

x2 please:0)

One croc ain't enough, you need one around the front wheel too.

MUST be freshwater - saltwater crocs corrode your frame.

Has your Croc considered cycle training?

Has this evolved yet?

Has this dissolved yet?

do they make a swordfish lock,i wanna cycle around London with it spearing taxi drivers and ipodestrians

another lols thread!

another lols thread!

Chainbreaker: stating the obvious since 2009

is a holster bath tub included?