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  • new HR woman has just posted official fire action poster up.. We like her.

    (could be a fail.. but good for laughs)

    STAFF FIRE ACTION

    On these premises the fire warning is given by a loud woo woo sound!

    ON DISCOVERING A FIRE
    (a) Panic
    (b) Raise the alarm by operating the nearest Fire Alarm break call point.
    (c) Run round screaming “Fire, Fire”
    (b) Tackle the outbreak with a fire extinguisher, but only if it is safe to do so. Otherwise leave the building and proceed to the assembly point at 3 Stags Pub – first one there gets the drinks in!

    ON HEARING A WARNING OF FIRE
    (a) Alert all persons under your charge - or make sure that they have been alerted – by screaming” Fire, Fire”
    (b) Katie will blow her whistle loudly and indiscriminately to alert all staff
    (c) Ladies will retire to the toilets to freshen up for arrival for firemen.
    (b) All persons must evacuate the premises quickly but calmly by the nearest exit and proceed to the assembly point (once make-up has been completed)

    Do NOT delay the evacuation by collecting coats or other personal belongings – except your fags – don’t forget those – you may be outside a while!
    

    (c) Before leaving, check cloakrooms and toilets to ensure that all persons have left the premises.
    (d) Close all doors of rooms and those through which you pass on leaving the building.
    (e) Do not use lifts as a means of escape.
    (f) Ensure that the Fire Brigade is called immediately when you hear the fire warning -

    Dial 9 (for an outside line) and then 999 and give the full postal address of the affected premises when connected with the Fire Brigade Operator.
    

    (g) Do not re-enter the building until a Fire Officer has stated that it is safe to do so.

    OUR ADDRESS IS: - ..............

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