• Buy a BMX... on the commute you then can never lose - beating a guy on a BMX is not a win for anyone else - and when you do beat a commuter on a geared bike you can fucking lord it over him - or her - in the most in-yer-face way possible.

    By this logic you should just jog to work. Then break into a mad lung busting sprint to pass cyclists, stopping once past them to pretend to tie a shoe lace.

    Might be a bit weird though.

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