Beating People on the commute who have a better bike

then you have to swing around them cause you can't waste your life cycling this slow, and it then looks like you're sad racer too :(

Today! by the same idiot on a shit brown Langster! I passed you because you were going slowly and talking on your mobile, yes, I heard you. I passed you again because you insisted on passing me at the light though I had passed you earlier. And then you jumped out in front of me at the fucking light and made me fucking pass you because you were too slow, yet again, and I did not feel like being stuck behind you. That was unnecessary, I had maintained my speed between Clapham Common to Battersea High Street

If you are on this forum, fucking admit you felt the need to pass a girl because she passed your ass.

Man, I got angry as I typed that! breathes