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if I'm wheezing back from a long lycra embellished ride and someone decides to try and prove an imaginary point on their urban stealth lifestyle choice by momentarily conveying themselves along as fast as they can for a grand total of about 2 minutes, I tend to just show my disdain for their poor and vainglorious mentality by releasing a nice sticky, energy gel laden, warm, fragrant, and above all, sonorous fart just as they pass.
it's disgusting, and I run the risk of following through, but I feel it's the biological equivalent of what they are doing socially and thus the most apt response.