Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Functional, but very wrong:

bottom BMX I disagree with, pure porn imo, especially when the owner uses that particular bike to do shit like this:

What's wrong with epic sized bmx racing?

She's a blonde from the West Country - how likely do you think it is that she can read?

I think you're quite smitten.

Ripper would be ace if it have a reputation for snapping in half.

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Functional, but very wrong:

This is high calss porn for me. Would love to own both.

^ haha

This is high calss porn for me. Would love to own both.

Whats wrong with you people. This is a single speed forum!!!

its a polo forum, babes

want to see an ugly Visp?
tough luck you're going to anyway

Functional, but very wrong:

Wouldn't this be a better choice than a BMX with derailleur?

I think for racing gears would be better as you then wouldn't have to changing sprockets and chainrings for every event. Also makes it easier finding the right gear for that track I guess

^ Also, that is a SS DJ bike. Fail.

I think you're quite smitten.

I'm actually quite fascinated by her looks, as she has one of those faces which looks as though it's pretty at first glance and then gets less so the more you look at it.

I'd like to see her in reality just to see if it's the pictures making her face look strange.

and so the jump from internet stalking to real life stalking begins.

*read in David Attenboroughs voice

*read in David Attenboroughs voice

That actually worked! Well, it was in fact Beardyman doing an Attenborough voice. Close enough

I'd like to see her in reality just to see if it's the pictures making her face look strange.

I don't reality is going to fix this
http://jorj.co.uk/images/blondie2.jpg

^post it again?

she looks like a who /grinch reference...

Somebody with potatochop skillz needs to animate the shades to make a "Deal with it" meme

She looks like Sophie Monk.

You're right, there is a bit of Sophie Monk, but is anybody else seeing a skinny Katy Brand (the chubby comedienne, not Mrs Russell Brand)

Certainly anti-porn
http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/passtheremote/katy%20brand.jpg

epic sized picture, just perfect for comparing

You're right, there is a bit of Sophie Monk, but is anybody else seeing a skinny Katy Brand (the chubby comedienne, not Mrs Russell Brand)

I thought she looked more like charlize theron