Anyone know any good dating agencies?

Waitrose IS a dating site.

Man, I buy healthy, cool products in there just in case some cute girl ends up behind me in the queue for the registers.

"oooh, he's buying garlic... he must be an excellent cook. ooooh, and red wine, very sophisticated and lots of fresh veg... he's obviously very health conscious... I bet he's ripped under that shirt"

Damn! I've been sussed!