Unipack / Create / Sports Direct singlespeed track bikes?

Super joe, you are right.......But wont the Rolph Laverne be bought, worn, and catch a few eyes?

The create will be ridden, fall part, but in the process make a non bike educated person happy in the process? (before the falling apart)

All jesting apart, key component failure can be a calling card for A&E, as well as a real inconvenience if you are trying to get to work or college.