I have an itchy right foot. I can't reach it as i'm drinking champagne from a panda's skull.
Can some one come and scratch it for me? ...and don't scratch too hard (not too soft either)
...oh and also my bollocks need a shampoo. PM's please.
Can you post to Indonesia?
Yep, they're bagged up and ready to go
fill the pandas skull with luke warm water and and suds, then dip your balls right in that shit. i hear its awesome.
absolute gold