Epic fail

I was fibbing, I do it on the internet quite a bit, either that or I was making shit up, I do that too

^Bring the fire

back on topic (even if it probably is a repost)

back on topic (even if it probably is a repost)

Do you have to be logged in?

pear harbour - 2,350 dead

Hiroshima - 90,000–166,000 dead
Nagasaki - 60,000–80,000 dead
earthquake - 1000+ and counting

ya seems fair

so you're arguing on her terms?

so you're arguing on her terms?

I suggest you start your reading with the base definition of humour, the take a detour though hyperbole, litotes and understatement.

fair point, i think. litotes?

"* figure of speech consisting of an understatement in which an affirmative is expressed by negating its opposite, as in This is no small problem*"

Did you read up on that after you made a similarly took me literally the other day?

I read up on that about 10 seconds before i wrote it.
I know nothing of literary devices but i know a fuck-ton about being an internet smart-arse.
also what i take you literally about?

its all about the colossal squid. nearley twice the size of the giant and they have teeth like hooks on there tenticals!

bet these guys love a whale steak...

orcas, sharks and giant squid can all take down whales

or their massive beak, shown here in true goatse fashion

That's a blue waffle goatse.

I highly recommend everyone to search Veronica moser by the way, such a gems.

It's time for Mosergate again?

From FHM, the pinnacle of enlightened journalism :

From article entitled "23 things you thought would improve your life that didn't"

Fucking Horrendous Magazine

Fucking Horrendous Magazine

@ edscoble

hahaha, work computer says no! im guessing either she has a massive beak or eats shit.
or eats shit with a massive beak...

is it lunch time yet?

on the subject of BW a good mate once told me she'd been off work for a while because as she said "my fanny broke down". nothing more was said and now every time i see her i think about the blue waffle.

needless to say ive turned down going out to dinner with her a few times.

Almost as good as mentioning his middle name in relation to Saddam. As if a politician called Charlie is somehow damned because he shares a name with Mr.Manson.

I thought you were about to say 'Sheen'.

him too..

http://www.unitedatheistfront.com/GodBlessAmerica.jpg

already been posted buddy.

How is that a fail? Quite mesmerising I think! Can anyone explain the weird circling behavior that occasionally takes place just prior to some bikes docking? Locating the station perhaps?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UmotTE-VlY