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Wanted someone to help clean and polish bike parts ready for sale in a small local business.

This will be part time on a as-and-when-needed basis to begin with working with us here. With the possibility of taking stuff away to do if its easier, quicker and more efficient. The person will be required to take apart some of the items with care not to lose bits, confident using a small buffing machine (training will be given) and have excellent attention to detail. Pay will be on a piece by piece basis and how much needs cleaning/polishing.

We are still in the nursery at the moment so if you are interested please email us vintagebikecave@gmail.com

Easy now. Its not rocket surgery.

Mixed metaphor rep!

so anyone got an jobs going? I'm pretty desperate.

get yourself a hooky copy of photoshop and illustrator then call yourself a designer.

How are you at plastering?

never done it before, but I'm going to say very good.

What sort of SLA would you commit to?

The whole job?

I'm thinking about a contract with a sliding scale of payment based on quality of finish, including a negative payment for certain surface finished- i.e. "face of moon"?

I had to google SLA and it came with with the length of contract.
What about artistic flourishes?

Perfectly acceptable- and possibly vital given the chaps who built my flats attention to detail when it came to tricky things such as "straight lines"

will you provide a radio?

I'm afraid I only have a wireless

will it pick up the kings speech before the wars over?

#makingfunofoldterminology

Not sure, tends not to pick much up in my basement- why don't you have a fiddle with it and see what you can get out of it?

I have a feeling this is heading in the wrong direction...

fiddle?

/leaves thread

but seriously, I'll help you with plastering.

Thanks- I'll give you a shout when I get to that point.

Sunday's project is completed stud walls.

<----doesn't even make £200 a week.

buy more art, people.

Do your degree!

or make better art that people want to buy, a degree isn't needed for that.

No, what I meant was "do your degree" first. And then start worrying about sales.
You're not really an artist per se just yet.

Job Description
Cyclehoop Ltd is a small and rapidly growing company that supplies and installs cycle stands, shelters and lockers for local councils and businesses.

We are based in South London and are looking for new team members to carry out the following work:

Installation and assembly work

• Assembly and delivery of our products
  
• Pick up materials from suppliers
  
• Installation of indoor and outdoor cycle parking
  
  

Site survey work
Involves cycling around various towns in and outside London, taking photos, surveying locations and writing up accurate reports.
Essential requirements

• Good manual and workshop skills.
  
• Clean Full UK driving licence with experience driving vans.
  
• Over 25 years (vehicle insurance requirement).
  
• IT skills (Excel and Photoshop)
  

• Own equipment (bicycle and laptop)

            **Desirable**
  

• Mature outlook ;)

• Previous experience working with street furniture or highways

• Previous experience working with CAD

• Confident cyclist on London road

• Excellent sense of direction and geographical knowledge

• Based locally in South London

Details

• Self-employed, paid £7 per hour starting rate
  
• Require minimum of 3-4 days a week, flexible hours
  
• Weekend working occasionally required
  
• Assembly work and storage is based in our South London workshop
  
• Starting ASAP
  
  
  

Apply via email

Please drop us an email stating your interest along with your CV to info@cyclehoop.com

Corporate Communications Manager for a household name, international, b-2-b brand.

Central London based, London responsibility to start - moving to wider if things work out.

Hence good prospects, fair salary, nice boss (me), some travel. Suit someone who already got significant brand or agency experience, ideally with a quoted business.

Must be a 'safe pair of hands'.

Those 'hands' also mustn't mind getting dirty either (metaphorically not literally) - no big support team, or agency to delegate to - get stuck in and get results in earned media, as well as lots of making friends in other parts of the business to assist with marcom's, internal com's, IR etc.

'Team Player' is also not an optional skill for the job.

CIPR/CIM membership would show commitment to the sector.

Not going to bother with the full description here, pm me and we'll take it from there if the above makes sense to you and you wanna chat.

Nice job going for Deputy Editor of Mountain Biking UK, based in Bath.

http://jobs.guardian.co.uk/job/1071308/deputy-editor/

dibs