Shit, F***in, annoying adverts

ASDA ad's showing a ground of girls getting together with a cuppa, laptop, what did they talk about?

Not about Peter Andre, nor about Eastenders, but fucking ASDA's wonderful splendid prices being 10% less than it's competitor.

And they go shopping! and get all excited about it!

Seriously, come on, if women can get excited that easily by going in a supermarket, then life would've been fairly easy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiy07QS-F0E

Could not agree more about the Asda advert - that fucking woman with the glasses must be a right fucking barrel of laughs to live with

Those 'Visit California' adverts

Spunk bucket Kim Kardashian opening the ad sat in a sun lounger reading a 'Quantum Physics' book!!

Oh do fuck off!

The new pizza advert with the little boy poking his head around the corner to spy on his very attractive 20-something mother sensuously rolling out pizza dough.

It's pretty much word-for-word how Freud described it.

Also she should be throwing the dough not rolling it!

Adverts seem to get more and more cunthardy by the month.

This drives me fucking mad every time I see it. In real life he is a lot more red faced in the poster.

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^^ YES! what the fuck? surely the reaction of 90% of people is that we do not identify with that guy and we want to avoid any product/event/service that is aimed at his ilk

looks like one from 'suprise up the arse gallery' gallery.

He looks like a smug rich bellend who has just become even more smug and rich.
Him and his ilk are the types you see standing outsied pubs next to the river in the summer with their polo shirts tucked into their jeans, pointy Italian shoes, expensive but tacky looking sunglasses, maybe golf ones, drinking bottled lager, all slightly chubby and all laughing themselves red in face at either a massively sexist or racist joke.
They all meet up and go to the races together and get pissed and chat up young girls while their wives (who hate them) look after their kids at home.
They then go home red faced and merry with some slappers lipstick on their collar and a fat bankroll of winnings on their pockets.
And it all happens again until one day it escalates when one of them (on a trip to Amsterdam) 'accidentally' beats up a hooker and they all have to fork out to keep the brothel quite.

it's just some bloke from an image library mate. he probably reads proust to orphans in his spare time and buys his missus tulips every friday.

poor orphans.

i am sure the halifax 'radio' ones have been covered, but good heavens they are painful

it's just some bloke from an image library mate. he probably reads proust to orphans in his spare time and buys his missus tulips every friday.

Either way, he looks like that kinda person to me.

Go to my PC advert on Spotify right now is totally doing my fuxxing head in. Do advertising companies still really think people find lame double entendre style "I do it with my Boss.......in his office" lines amusing? Read in excruciating voices? Fucknuggets

more than freeman,

enough said

YouTube - MORE THAN freeman "Rooftile" home insurance advert

Do advertising companies still really think people find lame double entendre style "I do it with my Boss.......in his office" lines amusing? Read in excruciating voices? Fucknuggets

Given that it goes down a storm on the telly when one of the new russel comedians does it, then yes, they do think people like lame double entendres. Even better when shouted or done in some arbitrary stupid/victorian dandy accent.

it's 'russeLL' . there are no french people called russel.

or are there?

I done gone made a whoopsy with my spelling, how very ignorant (roll the r) of I. I blame my ballbag, I do, and no mistake.

Or

[shouting in a retarded voice] OI ! [blink] YEAH I KNOW IT's SPELT WITH 2 L's INIT, I'M JUST DYSLEXIC BRUV blink blink

I like old movies... Like Godfather 3.

It's not even an old movie, which by the way we call films, and it's shit.
Now fuck off.

Oh... And +1 to the red faced guy at the races.

It looks like the baboon(?) from Outbreak playing the lead in American Psycho.

ugh. advertising at its most excremental. evil dead 3 on the other hand is fucking win. not many bites on my match.com profile as a result mind you.

This is exactly why twin tuner pvrs were invented. Also god bless illegal downloading and the people who go to the trouble of shaving off the adverts before they release tv.
Even more abhorrent to me at the moment are advertisers who get in the way of my internet shit as in on youtube and classic fm player to name but 2.
Cunts.

Jenson Button. Head & Shoulders.

Oreo's Ad.
Don't tell me how to eat a fuckin' biscuit. Especially in the pointless way that you want me to eat it. Twist it and lick the icing?!?..and have a glass of milk handy?! It's not the fucking Tequila slammer of the biscuit world. Fuck off!

ASDA ad's showing a ground of girls getting together with a cuppa, laptop, what did they talk about?

Not about Peter Andre, nor about Eastenders, but fucking ASDA's wonderful splendid prices being 10% less than it's competitor.

And they go shopping! and get all excited about it!

Seriously, come on, if women can get excited that easily by going in a supermarket, then life would've been fairly easy.

YouTube - ASDA ADVERT

YouTube - Knorr 'Stock Pot' TV ad - 30 sec advert

Not entirely dissimilar ... I hate this , also has the smug ending.