Epic fail

YouTube - Police Typing fail

sweet computer skills brah!

Looooooong password...
Secure your shit, Spotter!

ok new password will be 'passwordpasswordpassword123'

From FHM, the pinnacle of enlightened journalism :

From article entitled "23 things you thought would improve your life that didn't"

From FHM, the pinnacle of enlightened journalism :

From article entitled "23 things you thought would improve your life that didn't"

this is possibly true to the readers of FHM, as they most likely got Create. cos i'm generalizing massively

Presenter news 24 talking over mobile phone footage of today's earth quake.
/shot of office furniture shaking
presenter says;
"folders, papers, nothing was safe..."

/facepalm

http://www.bridgwatermercury.co.uk/news/8885350.Pervert_caught_pleasuring_himself_in_slurry_for_third_time/?ref=mr

On tuesday, my best friend had very incompetently attached her handbag (who cycles with a handbag anyway) to her rear rack, and as we crossed London Bridge it fell off giving me about 1 second to react.

Despite heroically swerving, my back wheel caught it and I awkwardly fell/jumped....straight into a lamppost. (Skinned knee and bashed elbow but nothing actually serious, just irritating that it happened)

Did you break the precious mirror in the bag though?

the road was strewn with silk cut and johnnies

it was your bag?

Tampons EVERYWHERE. Fluttering through the air like petals in a summer breeze.

(...not really)

Her new iphone was in there but I didn't crush it luckily.

Aww, why not? All iPhones should die.

hence the fail

this is possibly true to the readers of FHM, as they most likely drive a Mini. cos i'm generalizing massively

fixed

^^
There's a similar comment on the YouTube under a footage about the Tsunami.
Instead Pearl Harbor whales were mentioned. Genocide of whales.
And that, being very intelligent mammals, they "rejoice" in the disaster.

Is it very wrong that I'm happy at the prospect of Japan's whaling industry being badly damaged by this?

Radioactive cloud will kill them anyway, if anything goes wrong.

I've got a whale steak for dinner, by the way.

http://www.lfgss.com/post2014659-1.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/winter_sports/9423299.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/winter_sports/9423299.stm

...dramatic crash...

I am disappoint.

Is it very wrong that I'm happy at the prospect of Japan's whaling industry being badly damaged by this?

What is so wrong with whaling?* We kill cows and chickens on a much larger scale.

I don't understand why one animal is okay but others aren't?