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Vegetarian Nut & Vegetable Abattoir.

Kill ten nuts. (Choose those nuts who have show the least readiness to conform to accepted morality).

Crush these nuts.

Pick out their descendants and parade them around in front of the other legumes, while all the time pointing out that descent will not be tolerated in the kitchen.

Single out 5 vegetables from the same race.

Torture and kill one of them by lowering into boiling water.

When this first vegetable is dead, undress the rest and similarly kill them with hot water.

Bury everything in a mixed and shallow grave and set fire to the whole mess.

Using tools, hurry the smouldering carnage into the opening at the front of your head.

Chew.

Jeanius