• I have an itchy right foot. I can't reach it as i'm drinking champagne from a panda's skull.
    Can some one come and scratch it for me? ...and don't scratch too hard (not too soft either)

    ...oh and also my bollocks need a shampoo. PM's please.

    fill the pandas skull with luke warm water and and suds, then dip your balls right in that shit. i hear its awesome.

    (its awesome)

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