I have an itchy right foot. I can't reach it as i'm drinking champagne from a panda's skull.
Can some one come and scratch it for me? ...and don't scratch too hard (not too soft either)
...oh and also my bollocks need a shampoo. PM's please.
fill the pandas skull with luke warm water and and suds, then dip your balls right in that shit. i hear its awesome.
fill the pandas skull with luke warm water and and suds, then dip your balls right in that shit. i hear its awesome.
(its awesome)