i like the idea that being snivelling or cunty or both can be independently tested for and scientifically verified.
*"mr dammit? i've got your test results here and it's bad news i'm afraid. removes glasses and look sympathetic i'm afraid you've tested positive for cuntiness. the good news however is that we've caught it early, before it progressed to the snivelling stage and can be easily treated with a short course of antibiotics*"
i like the idea that being snivelling or cunty or both can be independently tested for and scientifically verified.
*"mr dammit? i've got your test results here and it's bad news i'm afraid. removes glasses and look sympathetic i'm afraid you've tested positive for cuntiness. the good news however is that we've caught it early, before it progressed to the snivelling stage and can be easily treated with a short course of antibiotics*"