• What I'm after is: Some cock suckers to do all the work for me.

    Dura Ace 16t with DA lockring (used but good nick) *£17 shipped *
    Double strap on dildo so I can shove it up ya arse (used but no shit on it) *£10 shipped *
    26.8 seatpost in black, 27.2 in silver (27.2 could be shorter, 26.8 must be longer. Brand unspecific yo sucker) £17
    Chainring bolts in silver (whatever brand as long as it doesn't break in a flash) £6 shipped
    Bullhorn (Nitto RB018-19 38-42cm or B263AA) £17-24
    Stem in silver (*used but not banged up to sht from being up ya ass and with a nice little drop, to fit with bullhorn) £15 shipped
    Toeclips in size L Silver (used but not scratched to hell and back) £8 shipped
    Black bartape (NOS) a fiver?
    **DA, Shimano 600, Tange Silver NJS headset 26.4 **(Topnut shouldn't be knackered as its gonna be fecken useless) £12 shipped. and I want it in a feckin nice box & a ribbon with a cherry on top ya cocks

    And now for some *tools*
    , yeah and your a tool if you can get this shit for me.

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