Wanted: The semiannual megabuy! Need lots of bits for two builds! Money to be made!

If there's an onlinestore somewhere that sells something that I'm after for a discounted price give me a pm or post on the visitors wall, thanks!

Double straps (used but good nick) *£10 shipped *?

Chainring bolts in silver (whatever brand as long as it doesn't break in a flash) £6 shipped?

Toeclips in size L Silver (used but not scratched to hell and back) £8 shipped?

Black bartape (NOS) a fiver?

Lanky Swedish Arse Wiped For me (Topnut shouldn't be knackered) £12 shipped

What a total *tool*

My tiny mind is totally boggled

Do they not have shops in Sweden for these rare, hard to find, precious items? Straps, chainring bolts, toeclips and fucking (NOS mind) bartape. How about oxygen, or water? Toast for your breakfast tomorrow? Peeled grapes? A hot serviette?