West London Polo - Westway Sports Centre

next time we play polo at the Hurlingham, maybe we could also call it a "corporate event" and charge people hundreds of squids to attend.

(bike) Polo In The Park - 2011

"A [spectacular event], and [one I'm glad I attended]" - Sir Reginald Bratiwaite-Smithes

In the same way Buzz Armstrong landing on the surface of the Moon in 1969 change the course of humanity, bike polo is changing the the very essence of what it means to be human in 2011.

"Attending this event cured me of cancer" - Lady Foxtrot-Oscar

Six players, from all six corners of London's famous London will compete ins this blah blah blah etc.

Tickets: £6,000,000

...I should probably get back to work.