Don't be a pussy, don't be a dick

I do my talking in bubbles like a scuba-duba-diver
Every time I see a fish I throw a high fiver
Smart like MacGyver, no vagina
Spit saliva on the mic, I'm fucking hard like a penis
Stupid like Beavis, no matter where the scene is
Rap believers, I'm the Jesus in Adidas

It's an obscure song you prolly never heard of...