Everything Apple (the Mac heads thread)

I have for a while really wanted someone to come along and do a really nice, clean, well machined black PC laptop. No guff, a pleasure to touch and use... Google are doing that one, that's close.

I really like the look of Google's Chrome laptop. But would want to rip out Chromium immediately and put in a full Linux. I'd also want to up the RAM and stick a larger SSD in. But... for looks it's pretty much the ideal stealth laptop, it could be totally perfect if it was a matt aluminium casing and actually available.