Ways not to lock your bike

In Berlin, the second most common type of bike on the road, after the standard European sit-up-and-beg commuter, is the MTB. Really fugly MTBs at that. People of Berlin, what are you thinking? You live in one of the flattest and most cycle-friendly cities in the world!

I rode a mtb 10 miles to work every day for nearly a year!
I just didnt know any better, moving onto my SS knocked 10 minutes of my journey time each way.