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  • tight

  • Exceptional giraffe placement.

  • repost?

    ugly fork crown, not really porn

    YouTube - Churchill dog heard in Jeremy Kyle show audience

  • that fork is lovely

  • that fork is lovely
    but rediculous.

  • The frame moreso than the bike.

    Loving the look of that

  • +1
    Pretty flawless build, minus the cambio rino pedals.

  • what its wrong with Rino pedals???

  • It's Tamieu's bike, not a GT, some French build.
    Nice nonetheless. Not v keen that the OG paintjob got lost, for a.... GT. Meh.

    EDIT: Also not Reynolds tubing. Was VITUS if memory doesn't Fail me.

  • what its wrong with Rino pedals???

    Nothing really, more so for not using suntour superbe pedals.

  • Somehow you're insulating that bicycles are something we should be masturbating to.

    Do you?

    I would have thought the name of the thread would have INSINUATED we were all wanking over bikes, But I imagine that is hardly the case.... And if I was your spacer stack and bogs with see through map pockets just gave me a big floppy one.

  • I would have thought the name of the thread would have INSINUATED we were all wanking over bikes, But I imagine that is hardly the case.... And if I was your spacer stack and bogs with see through map pockets just gave me a big floppy one.

    I think of it differently to this.

    Porn is not about practicality or even about a relationship, it is about a quick cheap thrill. I imagine actually going out with a pornstar would be a nightmare. In the same way living with most of the bikes in porn would be a nightmare, massive ratios, no brakes etc.

    What you (Ed) are doing is like posting up a picture of a "would like to meet" ad for a girl you could marry. This is not about long term commitment, this is porn!!!

  • ^ +1

    spot on

  • the whole bike could be amazing with a bit of a tweak

  • I think of it differently to this.

    Porn is not about practicality or even about a relationship, it is about a quick cheap thrill. I imagine actually going out with a pornstar would be a nightmare. In the same way living with most of the bikes in porn would be a nightmare, massive ratios, no brakes etc.

    What you (Ed) are doing is like posting up a picture of a "would like to meet" ad for a girl you could marry. This is not about long term commitment, this is porn!!!

    yes sir!!!!

  • the whole bike could be amazing with a bit of a tweak

    All it needs is a Giraffe..........


  • better?

  • but rediculous.

    Hardly, just a different shape to the norm

  • Last word on the small wheelers (well from me anyway):

  • ^^^^I hate bars with tape/grips only fitted to the wrong part of the bar. Either get risers/dildo bars or tape the whole thing so it at least looks like it may be ridden properly.

  • they want to show off the new shiny chrome, it gives them extra hipster points you see ;)

  • It's irrational how much it winds me up. I saw this video on Prolly and the retarded bar use throughout had me twitching.

    http://prollyisnotprobably.com/2011/02/ride_be_el_te.php

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