Proper leather shoes

lolzers.
agreed, and the chelsea land-owner bit too.
though on the ex'es parent's farm i did once rock barbour, flat cap and wellies with skinny jeans and wayfarers. get in touch with inner douche.

Flat caps are fucking awesome. I'll still rock those whenever possible.

Re "mid 30s Stoke Newingtonian cliche", check out this pair from 'Relocation Relocation' on t'other night. Walking embodiment of said cliche

God I want to shank them both in the fucking throat so hard