Spotted...

nearly had a dust up with some undertaking cocknozzle at the lights in brixtstane last night. cue hippy* cyclist behind us wading in with 'let it go guys - we're all like, cyclists yeah? just be at peace, man' at which point i think roadie boy and i nearly turned on him.
*not sure if it was londons famous hippy, coulda been - never seen him in person.

That doesn't sound like me at all. I'm not a hippy.
I'm normally found tutting, sighing, swearing, muttering, staggering, ranting, waving, shouting random shit at the fuckheads lovely people I meet out on the roads.