How many bikes do you own?

As a newbie, I'm not sure if I should feel relieved, inadequate, or encouraged by the fact I only have one road bike.

As I head to the classifieds to fix that problem, I suddenly wonder if it would be useful to add the current relationship status to the bike list. It would be interesting to see any correlation, so I know when to stop...

1 Cannondale Supersix
1 Girlfriend (9 Months)

You need to proceed differently with bikes and partners. For bikes, the ideal number is n+1, in which n is the number of bikes you already own. For partners, the ideal number is 1. ;)

#discriminatingagainstpolygamists