For Sale: Micro Pig

[]No animal shall wear clothes.
[]No animal shall drink from cups.
[]No animal shall drink alcohol.
[]All animals are equal.
[*]Some animal are more equal than others.

ftfy

also what assurances can you give me that this isn't just a shaven rat that's been involved in an accident. that nose clearly looks like it's been involved in a head on collision.

and no telling me porkies either.

i think i'll get two of 'em and strap 'em to me feet....crusty fucking roller blades....

and no telling me porkies either.

Oh do stop swining and get bacon message.

One from the Daily Fail

You have stolen my micro pig.

Compensate me.

I'll take it if it's kosher...

Are you able to get some better pictures of the item? possibly one with it under a duvet.

I'm partial to pigs in blankets.

No need for the punchline ^.

Dibs.

well actually its a mug

That is not a mug. Its definately a cup.

'keep forgetting to feed it lol!!!!'

yeah real fucking lol, bet you keep air in ya tyres tho.....

^ More troll than lol, I wouldn't get too upset about it.

i actually would buy this.

Would you post to Cornwall?

A pig with good taste? Dibs.

Is that Spybot that he's trying to sell?!

cant you email me more picture?

micropigcollector (at) hotmail (dot) com

no spam please...

this pig is still too large. do you know where I can pick up a macro pig or perhaps a nano pig?

Check out these little bastards too. Have a whole farmyard in your lounge.

I once bought what I was promised was a singing donkey but it turned out to be a little horse

Would you post to Cornwall?

it's not beer that pigs drink. s'wine.

it's not beer that pigs drink. s'wine.

chortle chortle.

Check out these little bastards too. Have a whole farmyard in your lounge.

That massive chicken is amazin'! sorry guys, deals off. I ate it.lol, lol, lol

a dogs bowl

why is it every time I read one of your posts my eyes sting, you know like when you are really tired?........lol

Is that Spybot that he's trying to sell?!

Oouch!

The question is, if you keep feeding it, does it get bigger?