For Sale: Micro Pig

I bought a Micro Pig:

Looks pretty similar to this although mines a bit skinnier (keep forgetting to feed it lol!!). To be honest its not as much fun as I was expecting and so its up for sale. £20 posted.

srsly?

yeah , you interested?

Wtf?!?

Do you have the relevant certification?

I'm guessing not. Because you're trolling.

i've got the receipt if thats what you mean, I can pop it in the box if you like.

For tiny bacon?

Wtf?!?

Its a Micro Pig, like a real pig but a lot smaller, you might like it, you can dress them up and stuff

enough leather on it to re-strech brooks? if so - dips.

dibs tail if you split

dibs tail if you split

no need for tail for me....wanna go halves?

For tiny bacon?

Guess so, to be honest when he's been getting on my tits I was tempted just to poke a stick up his arse and roast him whole !! lol

enough leather on it to re-strech brooks? if so - dips.

hmm, not sure, I'll sit him on my saddle later to measure him out

Guess so, to be honest when he's been getting on my tits I was tempted just to poke a stick up his arse and roast him whole !! lol
How ever you please yourself, is your business

For tiny bacon?

what kind of fresh hell is this? bacon should be made larger if anyone insists on fucking with it's (perfectly-good-as-it-is-thankyouverymuch) design not making it smaller.

fucking downsizing. first my chocolate bars now my bacon. this would have never have happened if neil kinnock was prime minister.

although that pig is drinking from a cup
A CUP!?!?!?!?!?
that pig is too good for bacon, no matter how extraordinary that bacon may be

hmm, not sure, I'll sit him on my saddle later to measure him out

remember leather shrinks when drying - probably by a third or so.

although that pig is drinking from a cup
A CUP!?!?!?!?!?
that pig is too good for bacon, no matter how extraordinary that bacon may be

what the fuck do you drink out of?

hes not feeding it so probably not watering it either, i believe the shrinking has already occurred.

although that pig is drinking from a cup
A CUP!?!?!?!?!?
that pig is too good for bacon, no matter how extraordinary that bacon may be

what the fuck do you drink out of?
a dogs bowl

would you post to the US?

it normally take 7-14days to arrive which i dont mind waiting... as i cant see any harm i this

hes not feeding it so probably not watering it either, i believe the shrinking has already occurred.

wise words mr raw hide!

that's a good point, if I give this pig water it's not going to just expand up to a full size pig that's merely been dehydrated to make it smaller. I've fallen fowl of that before when I bought what was listed as a micro rooster that turned out to actually be a giant cock.

Snout wrong with that.

well actually its a mug