Presents for dad

I'm in a hotel room on a work trip and I need to buy my dad a birthday present online. Can anyone recommend some good dad-present online stores?

Porn

firebox

firebox

I already suggested porn ;)

why spend money? just steal a bathrobe, wrap it up in a binliner - jobs a good'un.

I saw the thread title and came on here to post "porn" to be hilarious.

damn you hippy

I'm procrastinating. Sorry to spoil your fun.

curse your procrastination getting in the way of my perfectly acceptable trolling

A greek Ladyboy. You can't beat a hairy ladyboy.

You can't beat a hairy ladyboy.

well you can, but you better make sure you go to the cashpoint beforehand.

Come on, serious comments please. Settle down, settle down....

My homepage: http://www.beersofeurope.com/

I have a five magic beans for sale. Each one will grow you a real life immigrant, each with accents more crazy than the last.

N.o 5 is marked "Australian".

Amazon Kindle, they'll even wrap the bugger up and post it for you.

I really don't want to be a boring cnut - but give us a clue. How old is he? What's your budget? What's he in to?

1. £20. Porn.
   

A torch. All Dads always need an industrial sized, military-grade torch but they don't realise it until they have it.

best of dire straits?

https://www.lfgss.com/thread58874.html

I'll even wrap them up and post them for £50

He's in his late 50s, he tends to buy the gadgets that he wants and choosing him presents is a real nightmare as he has no hobbies.

Does he like reading?

Not particularly, although he's been known to read rock star biographies.

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/pen-fishing-rod/index.html

Welcome to my birthday Mr Bond