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  • I was in my local Gooner pub last night watching the Wolves Utd game, obviously full of Gooners cheering for Wolves.
    3 tasty Swedish Dori came in, ordered their drinks and stood next to me at the bar watching the match. They were cheering for Utd which also made everyone turn round and monitor them.

    There was a group watching them closely and the brave one came over to chat them up. In the poshest accent ever, his opening line was "why are you cheering for Utd, where are you from?"

    They obviously replied "Sweden"

    This tit kept on, "Why, you're not from there....blah, blah"

    Then, she replied "Why, who do you support?"

    I was expecting him to say 'Arsenal'. Oh no, the plank only replied "Liverpool"

    That's when I steamed in "Mate, what's your point? Your conversation's over?! You're getting funny with them for being Utd fans from Sweden, that's the strongest Scouse accent I've ever heard!!?"

    Needless to say, he gave me a funny look and sloped off back to his weapon mates!

    *folds arms an puffs out chest"

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