Why Are Cyclists So Hated...

I do not recycle
I drive a petrol engined 4x4 which struggles to do 25 to the gallon
My windows are single glazed and often open whilst the heating is on
I dispose and buy new rather than repair
People think I'm some eco green tree hugging moral high ground veggie because I ride a bike and hate me because of it

I also turn off when I hear the sanctimonious people going on about how us cyclists are saving the planet.

As for global warming and rising sea levels, I live on top of a hill with quite a high heating bill. If you want to hate me do so because when the Thames bursts its banks I will stand on my physical high ground, video you all drowning and put it on YouTube.

At least Jeremy Clarkson is willfully stupid for money