Why don't you play polo?

I see a lot of people around on fixies and ss's, but there doesnt seem to be anywhere near the same amount of people that I would imaging playing it, or even coming along now and again to try it out.

^This is the reason I don't play bike polo.

Actually it's because I don't have the time or money for another sport in my life and have never been keen on playing ball games apart from cricket.