Football

I wanted to join because Chelsea always have shown a big respect for me.
They really want me and it is important when you have the support of the people in the club,
and the support of the fans who always showed respect to me when I came to Stamford Bridge and at Anfield.
Now I am very happy to be a Chelsea player. ”

Quality.
I wonder how he will react to Liverpool supporters singing this:

He's half a boy and half a girl
TORRES TORES
He looks just like a tranvestite
TORRES TORRES
He wears a frock, he loves the c***, he sells his ass on albert dock
FERNANDO TORRES CARRAGHERS BIT ON THE SIDE
na na na na na .,.......... to the tune of johney comes marching home.....