Freecycle: Get some fucking lights

All our bikes use OS bars, these cheap lights are all for standard bars. Yours, free.

No excuses now you lights-spoil-my-bikes-looks penis fondlers.

all shite

dibs

all shite

The S-Sun was my main light for ages but yes, they are all shite. They are also free you pie hogging cock wrangler.

dibs

How do you want 'em? I'm working 'up north' these days.

That's Euston Road.

sent you a PM mate

Dibs whisky.

Bourbon is all mine.

so on the light front, i got me some spanky fresh lights but they keep draining batteries like theres no tomorrow, the only light i still got that works was from asda for £2 and the batteries last for years!!

may be slightly out of context but im a bit pissed and need to post to eventually become a full lfgss member!!

there's a whole thread about lights where your rambling nonsense will seem like Harold Pinter's Nobel Prize acceptance speech.

if you get a crowd of peeps to put their hands in the air all at once then your lights will work- many hands make lights work

Exit stage left very quickly.... ;-)

if you get a crowd of peeps to put their hands in the air all at once then your lights will work- many hands make lights work

Exit stage left very quickly.... ;-)

Did it take you 13hrs to come up with that joke?

15-1= 14 ? where's 13 come from?

if youll post them all to me in mcr i will either

a) follow you around on the forum agreeing or disagreeing with everything you say for a day
b) send you a shot glass which looks like a beer stein
c) send you a polo mallet
d) send you eight new duracell ultra batteries

you choose

;)

oh shit he's seen the light! Hallelujah............

15-1= 14 ? where's 13 come from?

I forgot how to subtract.

oh I thought you had the light in your eyes...

if youll post them all to me in mcr i will either

a) follow you around on the forum agreeing or disagreeing with everything you say for a day
b) send you a shot glass which looks like a beer stein
c) send you a polo mallet
d) send you eight new duracell ultra batteries

you choose

;)

I don't do post.
I'm not too fond on other people's opinions unless I know them and then I'm even less fond.
I don't drink any more.
I don't play polio.
I use rechargable batteries.

Besides which, they're all spoken for. :)

told.

I will have that Makers Mark off you if you won't be using it then, £15 posted?

but more importantly, which whiskey is that?