"Oh Shit" moments...

Crying out for a Sad Keanu face.

Remember mine like it was yesterday. Was helping clear now ex girlfriends parents attic prior to a move. wearing slippers. yep you guessed it. One leg either side of a beam. Crunching my misters. Proper oh shit moment as everyone in the room below says "feck what the feck is mum going to say?"

Pardon me? Fuck that. I was in agony....

Was this incident the reason for the now ex-girlfriend becoming an ex?