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@hugo7
Dirty finger nails, lots of coffee to colour your teeth, greasy hair. All of which I think can be achieved in the kitchen.
Also, try boasting about how you can turn any girl straight because you're amazing and essentially they all just want cock anyway hence the shape of dildos. Say "Fact" after this, to emphasis that you think it's true.