Absolutely F**king Bonkers

Skully, I have square plates (missus picked them out) I had no idea she done bad.

scarf snobery...yaaaaawwwwwwwwnn

Square plates = shit life

Too many shapists on here

My mum bought these fancy wavy ones a few years ago. They were fucked.

Skully, I have square plates (missus picked them out) I had no idea she done bad.

she can safely use them for serving.. :)

Only square food though, Jacqui... Inconvenient if you ask me

Lasagne...

OP upgraded with picture 'as it happened'

This is the only time roller skates are allowed. this is Ace.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjogNZsQnMM&feature=related

I do the scarf thing... It's more efficient when you have a small scarf and it doesn't fall off or flap around. Definitely better!

You're from south Africa, so your taste is always going to be questionable.

I went to rollerdisco for a mates birthday last year. It was one of the best nights out i'd had in years.

Rollerskating is therefore awesome. Trufax.

And I have vertical stripes cause it makes menlpok thinner.

I used to rollerskate (quads) back in the early 80s, we generally did radical jumping off stuff and playing street hockey... It was fucking awesome... I still have some skates in the cupboard... SIms Street Snakes (or Kryptos) FTW!

It makes me laugh when people call out in-line skating, especially as fixed gear freestyle is pretty much on a par, if not more of a joke in the eyes of most people who regularly inhabit a skatepark

I have worked in various skate parks, and seen kids throw down some insane shit on rollerblades, not everyone's cup of tea but far from lame

You guys don't scare me, I'm still 'calling' fruitboots. There's no accounting for taste.

Rollerblades definitely get a raw deal but it is funny.

Fixies are definitely as 'lame' and maybe worse.

I used to skate about on quads all the time, shit was off the hook.

Still got my Roces Ventronics.

Only square food though, Jacqui... Inconvenient if you ask me

I can't focus on your words, because your new username makes me think of sanitary protection.

Skates, skateboards, fixie trix. All the same - children's toys.

YouTube - FIX PUSH

Woah, easy there. Lets not bring skateboards in to this... Longboards and ironic 80's skateboards can fuck right off though.

I have a well ironic Alva skates Lords of Dogtown board built up with trackers and 3dm downhill wheels. It's pretty fucking rubbish tbh, no concave makes for a sucky ride.
Fix push made me chuckle.

Oh shit what have I done.

Let he who without dorkiness cast the first 'Dork!'

Next you're gonna say slalom skatebording is lame! Shock! Horror! Or freestyle!

YouTube - Gleaming the Cube (1989) Trailer

lol