Spotted...

Spotted 2 Paris to london fixed. Lovely spot in Paris:/) plus I went to out of my way to find a bloke who rode bianchi with mirrored h+sons and he turned to be a bit of a dick. I had to speak to a French bouncer, and an owner of a pub to find you, to find out if you're part of a Paris fgss or such. I was disappoint son, you were a prick. you were a smug I'm cool French hipster with bad hair. May your brooks be wet when you ride tonight...

It hacked me off. If someone from Paris found me in a bar because he saw my bike and recognised, I'd be like "sweet dude! What you ride? You must be serious if you had to find me to say nice bike." I wasn't some pleb, I knew what your bike was, the rim and hubs were and I knew it was fixed. Fuck I must know something.

He did not want my nob.

Its shit when your best chat up lines get rebuffed.