Spotted...

Spotted 2 Paris to london fixed. Lovely spot in Paris:/) plus I went to out of my way to find a bloke who rode bianchi with mirrored h+sons and he turned to be a bit of a dick. I had to speak to a French bouncer, and an owner of a pub to find you, to find out if you're part of a Paris fgss or such. I was disappoint son, you were a prick. you were a smug I'm cool French hipster with bad hair. May your brooks be wet when you ride tonight...

its so annoying when this happens, you go out of your way to be nice to someone about their bike etc.
then they just give you look of disdain or something similar.