Absolutely F**king Bonkers

The nickname Fruitboots says all that needs to be said about rollerskating. It's fucking awful, like plastic replacement windows, instant mash, square plates, jeans with worn patches already made, doing that blokey loop with your scarf, ballroom dancing TV ... In other words, fucking dorky and stupid and ugly and horrible.
I understood nothing of this... What the is a blokey loop with the scarf? Or square plates?

When I was visiting my parents in deepest darkest essex, I cycled past a woman jogging on the edge of winding country roads with high hedgerows on either sides, wearing all black (even her shoes), no reflectives or lights, at about 7am before it was even starting to get light.Absolutely insane.

Have you not heard of the Essex Hashashin contingent?

I understood nothing of this... What the is a blokey loop with the scarf? Or square plates?

= Wrongness.

last time it snowed, there was ice everywhere. Some woman was walking about with a front facing baby-harness thing, with her hands in her pockets. I LOL'd.

Bin lining is just WRONG

At chainb
Square plates are plates. Square ones.

The blokey loop is that shit way of doing your scarf that suddenly appeared about four years ago, and every twat with a scarf with thin longways stripes uses this method. Man from Burton kind of dressing.

Both sins nowhere near as bad as fruit boots. Or thinking the distinction between in line or four square wheels is important. It's for twits. Sorry hugo7.

Good man.

There's something happening here...

What it is ain't exactly clear..

WTF with priests/vicars rollerblading and skating?!

Looks like they're gliding. Gliding is pretty holy right?

WTF with priests/vicars?!

indeed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_thFIwpUCQ

Good call Wibble!

I've got a mate that looks a bit like Shadrack who rollerblades around the place (with other people apparently). He seems to enjoy himself. I wondered if they had a forum..

Looks like they're gliding. Gliding is pretty holy right?

Nice.

YouTube - SHADRACK, AND THE MANDEM, HOOD STUFF, http://www.Clickreplay.TV

Guaranteed laugh.every.time.

There's something happening here...

What it is ain't exactly clear..

There should be a rep explosion for this post.

YouTube - SHADRACK, AND THE MANDEM, HOOD STUFF, http://www.Clickreplay.TV

Genius.

I'd love to play some Rollerball though:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073631/

Best PC game of all time too.

I'm absolutely loving this thread.