Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

More: http://www.masalatime.com/?p=419

A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were:
The short story had to contain the following three things:

1. religion
   
2. sexuality
   
3. mystery
   
   

below is the only A+ answer:

"Good God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it."

Brilliant!